Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Friday, 21 August 2009

Veg A-Peel In The State Of The Onion Address

This was the director's swansong .. well more a duck quack really. He wanted to get a really big star in the movie but then someone told him the nearest one is 4 light years away so he made do with the guy who works down the chip shop thinks he's broke his pelvis.

Snakes On A Plane Pain

Snake puns to break every moan in your body. The director insisted on getting his movie to a wider audience so he only let obese people into the cinema.

Claus Out

Roses are red

So's Santa's suit

Beware though of

His ill repute

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